We're All Mad Here
"Reality is always controlled by the people who are most insane" - S.A.D.
  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80

pizzota:

illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

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(Source: illkim)

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

(via disowns)